November 2010
4 posts
Tuna canoodle catastrophe
A tuna fish married a horse
They served seaweed and rolled oats of course
‘til that drunken bride filly
Drained the pond (“To be silly!”)
Ending in a slippery and messy divorce.
Bit Roles
I’m knocking on Hollywood’s backdoor
Hanging ‘round craft like a goddamned snack whore
Filling hours of void
With sneak peeks at my Droid
‘Tis the life of an expiring actor.
Sylvester
(Here he is about to sing Anatevka.)
When Stallone was younger and lid’ler
He starred in a production of Fiddler
He couldn’t really sing
But there was a wind ‘neath his wing
In a sassy young jew named Bette Midler
Mickey Rooney was a Joe Hartzler character
When it feels like your life’s in the can
“What, I’m aging?! Gee thanks, Peter Pan.”
Stop asking “God, why?”
Puff your chest up real high
And cry, “I’m a little sunshine man!”